Martes, Setyembre 20, 2011

Pamatay na PAMBARA sa salitang Inlges...

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

Mr. GreenMr. Green

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.


HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.


HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.


HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.


HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?


HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.


HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?


HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.


HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.


HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

Twisted EvilTwisted Evil

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Evil or Very MadEvil or Very Mad

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.


HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.


HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes 

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" 

Evil or Very MadEvil or Very Mad

Man: "Your place or mine?" 
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." 


Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" 
Woman: "It's in the phone book."  
Man: "But I don't know your name." 
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

 Man: "What sign were you born under?" 
Woman: "No Parking."


Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" 
Woman: "Unfertilized !"


Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" 
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"


Man: "I know how to please a woman." 
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

  dft007 dft007

Man: "I want to give myself to you." 
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." 

Man: "I can tell that you want me." 
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Evil or Very MadEvil or Very MadEvil or Very Mad

Man: "I'd go through anything for you." 
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account. Then the door.  "


Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you. 
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?


 Man: So why haven't you banged any loser guys yet?
Woman: Cause I've been waiting for you!

big grinbig grin 

Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: You know, you're dead right...I want you to go away!

rolling on the floor rolling on the floor  

Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell  


Guy: I'm all you've got cutie pie.
Girl: Then I must not have a lot.


 Guy: Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Girl: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.


 Guy: May I see you pretty soon? 
Girl: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?

 Evil or Very MadEvil or Very Mad

Guy: What's your name sexy?
Girl: Taken! 


 Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
Girl: Yeah, but this time don't stop!


 Guy: I think you're the best looking girl in here.
Girl: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then!


 Guy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!


 Guy: I can see forever in your eyes.
Girl: But all I can see is never in yours.


 Guy: I would die for you...
Girl: Prove it!


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